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I ARE TEH POET!!

Posted by AJ - August 9th, 2009


I made this under the category of romantic poems based off words that rhyme with wolverine...

Once upon a Halloween, I lay upon thy trampoline
Looking back on the day I had seen.
As I looked at the skies, I was rudely surprised
by the sound of my music as it died...
What was once glycerine, was replaced by a teen,
Sinai Rose, LOL's what she sings.
Who is this serpentine who hath done this to me?
replaced music with garbage and things..
Her presence was known when the smell hit my nose,
that of bagels and rich tangerine...
Tears filled my eyes, for that perfume was a disguise,
always worn by my sweet Geraldine.
WHAT THE FUCK? I then screamed, for this song was obscene,
The lyrics nothing more than OMG.
She moved her head near, oh right next to my ear,
Quoth my lady: I fucked Mr. Clean....

That Mr. Clean is a sexy bitch, no? Drop me some love about how I broke it down NG.

I ARE TEH POET!!


Comments

You're awesome...keep posting on the BBS.

No YOU'RE awesome.

That's the most fucking awesome thing I've ever read.

And when a post starts off with the act of rhyming words with wolverine? How can you not be successful in that.

Awesome.. Just awesome.

I know, I was set up for success really. Haha. Thanks for the review though. Once I convince my good friend Tom to open up a poetry portal, this poem is gonna be ranked number 1 for years!

Mr Beads?

Angry Swedes?

Look at those big luscious white eyebrows.
oh yeah, those are clean alright.

Mr Clean!

I'll ask you not to use the lords name in vain on my newspost please...

you b the poet

I b the pope 2.

Loved it.

That was absolute terrible Mich, go and just Sutff.

Serious note: Pretty good rhyming, no lie.

Sutff. I made a detour for snowboarding.

Mr.Clean looks fucking ORANGE.

He does huh? Maybe he got a spray on tan, and that's why he's so fucking irresistable.

you are beyond lucy i have no where abouts of your location for that picture comment you left.

Mr. Clean's Magic Eraser solves everything!

Cool story bro.

Poetabeetus

O Hai, I forgot to say thanks for the sig.