Somebody made a thread about trolling this website, omegle.com today, and I'd never heard of the place, and I have no experience with trolling, but I gave it a shot, and this is what went down.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: whaet is u r naem, adresse, pen numbre for teh credat cadr, soshul secruty numbra and u famly naems?
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You: redy for to seys whut. i has a peen and eh pepars redy for to writ.
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Stranger: okay let me go get my purse and give them to you..
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You: okey thainks. is for polis to chaes. they eh chase for to go after my seester and eh not for me. in eed for teh numbras plz.
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Stranger: my name is bob sagat, i live at 1600 pennsylvania ave washington dc 20500, my phone number is 218-330-8004
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You: bob sagat! form tev with eh twin show!
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Stranger: no
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Stranger: not him
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You: u can't has ben on teh tev shoiw?
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You: i wus sur it wus for haim.
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Stranger: okay first of all, where are u from?
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Stranger: or are u like 5
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You: teh polis seys it is peen numbra wut i need for teh makes money for to pay.
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You: for credat cadr.
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You: i can has plz.
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Stranger: are u from mexico?
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You: i donat mattre. is from intret eh for caek and peen numbras.
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You: plz to has ur peen numbras kthxbai.
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Stranger: what is a peen numbras?
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You: for credat cadr.
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Stranger: a pin number?!!?!
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You: yais.
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Stranger: omg youre crazy stupid
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Stranger: NO
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You: wut?
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Stranger: that is called STEEELING
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You: but u said it wus!
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Stranger: and its ILLEGAL
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You: but is for teh polis eh may seester!
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You: is WROING!
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Stranger: speedy gonzales from of everybodies seeester
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Stranger: lol i mean
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Stranger: "speedy gonzales friend of everybodies seester"
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You: teh poliz neds maney for to peh eh fyne and for to maek a prorbraton for nevar. :(
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You: dais is meh job for et wus.
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You: for to fend peen numbras.
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Stranger: no comprende amigo
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You: JUST HAS EH UR PEEN NUMBRAS ALRYADY!
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Stranger: PEEEEN
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You: IS PASHUNCE NO MMORE!
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Stranger: no comprende
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You: HAS TEH MONEYS FOR TEH POLIS
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Stranger: yo quiero taco bell
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You: i must has moneys for eh poliz.
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You: for to fyne.
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Stranger: then get a JOB
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You: i em yung for job. has to wruk at nike NOWORES!
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Stranger: so then save up money
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Stranger: and pay your fine to the polisss
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You: is to long. needs et for naxt shatunday.
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You: PEEN NUMBRAS OR HAX NAO.
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Stranger: this joke is getting old
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You: u betr beh in ur pruse feindin ur credat crads.
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You: for ta miel.
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Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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AJ
When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks. I'd just sit there hours on end drawing dicks. I didn't know what it was. I couldn't touch the pen to the paper without drawing the shape of a penis.
Your precious little Becca sat next to me for all of fourth grade. And in the classroom was where I did the majority of my illustrations. I was very secretive about this whole dick operation. Even I thought I was fucking crazy. Imagine what everyone else would think? So I would stash all my dick drawings in this Ghostbusters lunchbox that I had. So one day, I'm finishing up this real big, veiny, triumphant bastard, all of a sudden.....
She starts crying, she flips out. Then she rats me out to the principal. He finds this Ghostbusters lunchbox dick treasure chest and he fucking flips out. He calls in my parents. Turns out this principal is a religious fanatic, and he thinks I'm possessed by some sort of dick devil. My parents go make me see some therapist, and he's asking me all these dick questions. They literally stopped me from eating foods that were shaped like dicks. No hot dogs, no popsicles... You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.