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What pisses you off?

2009-10-23 20:34:42 by AJ

What/who pisses you off more than anything in the world and why?

Omegle Trollin.

2009-10-18 22:08:48 by AJ

Somebody made a thread about trolling this website, today, and I'd never heard of the place, and I have no experience with trolling, but I gave it a shot, and this is what went down.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: whaet is u r naem, adresse, pen numbre for teh credat cadr, soshul secruty numbra and u famly naems?
You: redy for to seys whut. i has a peen and eh pepars redy for to writ.
Stranger: okay let me go get my purse and give them to you..
You: okey thainks. is for polis to chaes. they eh chase for to go after my seester and eh not for me. in eed for teh numbras plz.
Stranger: my name is bob sagat, i live at 1600 pennsylvania ave washington dc 20500, my phone number is 218-330-8004
You: bob sagat! form tev with eh twin show!
Stranger: no
Stranger: not him
You: u can't has ben on teh tev shoiw?
You: i wus sur it wus for haim.
Stranger: okay first of all, where are u from?
Stranger: or are u like 5
You: teh polis seys it is peen numbra wut i need for teh makes money for to pay.
You: for credat cadr.
You: i can has plz.
Stranger: are u from mexico?
You: i donat mattre. is from intret eh for caek and peen numbras.
You: plz to has ur peen numbras kthxbai.
Stranger: what is a peen numbras?
You: for credat cadr.
Stranger: a pin number?!!?!
You: yais.
Stranger: omg youre crazy stupid
Stranger: NO
You: wut?
Stranger: that is called STEEELING
You: but u said it wus!
Stranger: and its ILLEGAL
You: but is for teh polis eh may seester!
You: is WROING!
Stranger: speedy gonzales from of everybodies seeester
Stranger: lol i mean
Stranger: "speedy gonzales friend of everybodies seester"
You: teh poliz neds maney for to peh eh fyne and for to maek a prorbraton for nevar. :(
You: dais is meh job for et wus.
You: for to fend peen numbras.
Stranger: no comprende amigo
Stranger: PEEEEN
Stranger: no comprende
Stranger: yo quiero taco bell
You: i must has moneys for eh poliz.
You: for to fyne.
Stranger: then get a JOB
You: i em yung for job. has to wruk at nike NOWORES!
Stranger: so then save up money
Stranger: and pay your fine to the polisss
You: is to long. needs et for naxt shatunday.
Stranger: this joke is getting old
You: u betr beh in ur pruse feindin ur credat crads.
You: for ta miel.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Photoshop Club Idea

2009-10-09 18:25:13 by AJ

I think the thread got deleted by a mod who didn't realize that it already had a bunch of support. I'm gonna pm a couple showing them the newsposts and how many people were involved and most likely get this thing rolling. I'll let all of you know when I get a response.


For a long time, I've been thinking of how NG could have a place where users could have photoshop competitions like on somethingawful, and I'd like to run the idea past you guys. My inspiration for this idea comes from Photoshop Phriday, where somethingawfuls "forum goons" post photoshops in a thread based off of one particular subject or base pic and an admin picks the best ones and compiles them into a collection.

I'd like to do something similar to this on NG in the form of a photoshop club. The way it would work is that each month or two weeks, there would be a base pic or a theme that I would put out on the thread. Any user could send their idea for a competition to me in a pm, and I would pick the one I thought has the most potential. For each competition you would be limited to 3 shops. We would pick people who could judge these competitions and rate each picture. The top 10 pictures with the highest scores would give the user that created them points according to where they ranked. 1st - 100 points, 2nd - 90 points, etc, and there would be a roster that I would make to keep track of how many points each user had.

The submissions would be rated under the following criteria:

Quality of the image: 1 - 10. 10 being the highest.
Humor: 1 - 10.
Creativity: 1 - 10.

The judges would vote 1 through 10 on each category, meaning there is a possible 30 points.

I think this would be a fun idea because it would motivate people to make very funny high quality shops, and over time would generate into a thread with pages and pages of laughs in it. I think it'd be a really fun thing to do for people who photoshop, not to mention it would be a good way to show their abilities to NG, and for people who don't photoshop, it'd be a fun thread to look through just to get some laughs. Please leave some feedback in the comments section.

I'm not going through all of the hassle of creating this difficult of a system until I'm sure a certain number of people would be willing to do it.

Cough it up NG.

2009-09-24 20:22:26 by AJ

Thanks to how widely fucking popular I am, I got TEN CENTS from my userpage ads this month. That's right. Ten cents of U.S. currency from people who can't stop themselves from clicking on my profile to try and get a glimpse into what type of person I am. Don't get jellyous. Not everyone can be as awesome as me. It's ok. Just keep coming back so I can save up my fitty bucks and get paid for being cool. God knows I earned it. AWWWW YEAH.

P.S. Press CTRL + F5. :P

Cough it up NG.

AFD Standings Template

2009-09-11 11:06:37 by AJ

Definitely the week of the upsets. The Jets was my favorite one, because whenever an underdog talks shit before a game, they usually get destroyed, but the Jets backed it up. Nice work by them. How the Bears won is beyond me, but I bet they're going to be the favorite over Seattle next week as a result. Detroit stuck with Minnesota for the first half! They actually looked decent for a bit too! Is that the Lions good work paying off, or were the Vikings just playing sloppy? The game of the week for me was definitely the Giants, Cowboys game. Holy shit. That game was intense as hell. Haha. Anyways, here is the standings as of now. If I messed something up, let me know so I can fix it before the next roster.

Week 2 Standings

Most Wins This Week:
36Holla, pepeatumi, Molotov - 10 wins

Most Losses This Week:
EternitySpent - 11 losses

[Rank] [ W - L ] [ Win% ] [ User, Win% Rank ]
>>>01 ] [ 22 - 9 ] [ .709% ] [ 36Holla, 2 ]
>>>--- ] [ 22 - 9 ] [ .709% ] [ pepeatumi, 2 ]
>>>03 ] [ 21 - 10 ] [ .677% ] [ reverend, 3 ]
>>>--- ] [ 21 - 10 ] [ .677% ] [ Molotov, 3 ]
>>>05 ] [ 20 - 11 ] [ .645% ] [ jonthomson, 4 ]
>>>--- ] [ 20 - 11 ] [ .645% ] [ Tluck-Person, 4 ]
>>>07 ] [ 18 - 13 ] [ .580% ] [ michelinman, 6 ]
>>>--- ] [ 18 - 13 ] [ .580% ] [ Fro, 6 ]
>>>09 ] [ 16 - 15 ] [ .516% ] [ EternitySpent, 7 ]
>>>10 ] [ 13 - 3 ] [ .dunno% ] [ TheBlackDahliaMurder, 1 ]
>>>11 ] [ 9 - 6 ] [ .600% ] [ Crashman, 5 ]
>>>12 ] [ 6 - 10 ] [ .375% ] [ SlntCobra1, 8 ]

Week 3 Schedule

Kansas City Chiefs @ Philadelphia Eagles:
Cleveland Browns @ Baltimore Ravens:
New York Giants @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers:
Atlanta Falcons @ New England Patriots:
Tennessee Titans @ New York Jets:
Green Bay Packers @ St. Louis Rams:
San Francisco 49ers @ Minnesota Vikings:
Jacksonville Jaguars @ Houston Texans:
Washington Redskins @ Detroit Lions:
Chicago Bears @ Seattle Seahawks:
New Orleans Saints @ Buffalo Bills:
Miami Dolphins @ San Diego Chargers:
Denver Broncos @ Oakland Raiders:
Pittsburgh Steelers @ Cincinnati Bengals:
Indianapolis Colts @ Arizona Cardinals:
Carolina Panthers @ Dallas Cowboys:


2009-08-09 23:40:14 by AJ

I made this under the category of romantic poems based off words that rhyme with wolverine...

Once upon a Halloween, I lay upon thy trampoline
Looking back on the day I had seen.
As I looked at the skies, I was rudely surprised
by the sound of my music as it died...
What was once glycerine, was replaced by a teen,
Sinai Rose, LOL's what she sings.
Who is this serpentine who hath done this to me?
replaced music with garbage and things..
Her presence was known when the smell hit my nose,
that of bagels and rich tangerine...
Tears filled my eyes, for that perfume was a disguise,
always worn by my sweet Geraldine.
WHAT THE FUCK? I then screamed, for this song was obscene,
The lyrics nothing more than OMG.
She moved her head near, oh right next to my ear,
Quoth my lady: I fucked Mr. Clean....

That Mr. Clean is a sexy bitch, no? Drop me some love about how I broke it down NG.


Official: Submit Photoshop Topic Or Base Pic Idea

2009-07-18 02:44:50 by AJ

This is where you submit ideas as to what you think would be a fun topic for a photoshop competition for the Photoshop Competition Club. Ideas do not need to have a base pic. All you need to do is bring up a theme. Some examples are Unlikely Political Campaigns, Advertisements of the Christ, and Signs of Our Times. These types of topics leave a much wider variety for photoshoppers to experiment with, making the results much more creative and fun. You can simply bring up a base pic, but it had better be a damn good one. To submit an idea for the thread, leave a comment on this newspost that obeys the following guidelines.

1. Be creative. The club is meant to be a serious competition between serious photoshoppers. Don't bother putting something like photoshop this MS cock drawing I did, because we're not going to bother with it. Not to say that a submission can't be immature, just make sure that there is a lot of potential for your idea, and it leaves a broad variety of directions a photoshopper can go with it.

2. To post an idea, leave a name for your idea, for example, if your idea is to photoshop Obama as a terrorist, (lame idea I know, it's just an example) you'd probably want to name it Photoshop Obama the Terrorist.

3. Description. Make sure you give a description for your idea. For the above, it would be "For Photoshop Obama the Terrorist, users must submit images of Obama showing him as a terrorist. Putting him in middle eastern clothing, having him commit terrorist acts, and things of that nature would all fit." You don't need to go too far with it, just make sure I can understand the idea you're trying to get across.

4. Base pic. If your idea includes a base pic that you think would be a good basis for a competition, post a link to the image in your comment. If the image is saved on your hard drive, but it's not on the internet, go to and upload the picture there.

5. VOTING. To vote on a topic idea, post a comment saying I vote for (name of topic idea.) For now, first idea to get 3 votes will be accepted.

5. DON'T POST ANY COMMENTS ON THIS NEWSPOST OTHER THAN TOPIC IDEAS OR VOTES PLEASE. I want to try and keep this as far away from a clusterfuck as I can. Any posts here that aren't submissions will be deleted.

All this being said, you're welcome to begin posting submissions now. :p


2009-07-16 00:08:07 by AJ


Due to member inactivity, 3 votes one way or the other will determine results.

ALLHAILLAHARL - 4 votes for, 1 vote against. - He's in.

UCANCALLMEJESUS - 0 votes for, 3 vote against - Not in.

2534 - 1 vote for, 4 vote against - Not in.

5N1P35 - 1 vote for, 3 vote against. - Not in.

Exige2009 - 0 votes for, 3 votes against. - Not in.

This newspost is buried pretty deep in my history, and it's highly unlikely anyone is going to see this, so please speak your minds and don't worry about what other people will think when they see this, because they won't. Ok guys. I chose you all because I know you guys are quality posters and have contributed a lot for the thread. In case you haven't checked yet, you NEED to read the tentative Memberlist, Rules, and Apprenticeship guidelines I typed up or you're going to misunderstand a lot of stuff here. Link. Basically what we're going to be deciding here is who deserves to be members and who doesn't, how many votes it should take for a someone to qualify as a member, how often member votes will be taken, how many votes it takes to qualify as an apprentice, etc. We're going to use the comments section as kind of a message board. The memberlist I've comprised solely off of my own personal knowledge is this.

Inactive Users Are Marked As Underlined




Ok guys, the members list is finalized. I'm in a discussion right now with fahrenheit and HellboundNinja, so things might change more, but for now, I'm bringing up the idea that it would be better for every user that posts in the thread instantly be notified that they are an apprentice immediately, link them to the NGSM rules, and let him post for 2 weeks. At the end of the two weeks, if no member has brought up that the user needs to be kicked out of the thread at any time, then they become a Regular. At the end of every month, the Members will vote in people on the Regulars list who feel they are worthy of being Members.

Based on the votes I've seen below, I'm tentatively putting only Exige2009 on the Regulars list, and putting Tateos, 2534, UCanCallMeJesus, etc, on as Apprentices. I need to type up a detailed rules list and post it in the post I make to install this system, that way we can link all the Apprentices to that post and they can be notified that if they break those rules, they may be subject to getting voted for a ban from the NGSM thread. If they disobey that ban, we'll let a mod know that a user is being malicious in the thread, and they will be banned.


Right now the rules I have set are no ridiculous amounts of +1 posting, for example these one word posts we've been seeing lately, no trolling, and make sure you're contributing to the thread. I need you guys to suggest more rules and tell me which of the above rules you disagree with. Also, for now, Exige2009 is the only Regular with everyone else being an apprentice. If you guys feel someone else needs to be a Regular, or Exige2009 doesn't qual. Let me know. I'll give it a couple days, then I'll open the system to the thread on 11/19/09. Then, on the 28th or so of next month, we'll open up voting for adding members to the list, and taking members off due to inactivity or not upholding the standard.

Official: Photoshop Submission Rules

2009-07-15 04:23:13 by AJ

Current Thread Competition: Here I'll put the name and a description of what the current competition is to make sure you don't accidentally submit an entry for an old competition.

Current Due Date: When entries for the current competition will stop being accepted.

To submit a photoshop, make sure you are clear on all that^^^^^ Then post your submissions in the thread. You are limited to 3 submissions per competition. Make sure you understand The categories your photoshops will be judged in so that you can create a shop that will earn you the most points possible.

When you submit your image, post a scaled or lowered quality version along with your post in the thread, that way users who just want to see the pictures can scroll through the pages without clicking links, but also include a link to a full quality image that you uploaded via imageshack or any other image hosting site so the judges can see what your shop looks like in full quality to help them make their decisions.

Other than that, just make sure that your image falls within the guidelines of the BBS Rules. If you have any suggestions or complaints about this system you'd like to make, feel free to leave a comment. :)

Getting out of the Army!!!!

2009-07-14 10:23:14 by AJ

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